RADIO AD - SUPER MAJESTIC DIVINE APPLE MART
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(V/O)
“Hello, this is Kim Jong-Il for Super Majestic Divine Apple Mart in lovely downtown and barren Pyongyang!
“Here at Super Majestic Apple Mart, they have lots of apples!
“Red apples, red apples, and, um, more red apples!”
(SFX - “CRUNCH” INTO APPLE)
“Mmm, more red apples than you can shake a stick at!”
(SFX - BITING DOWN AND SNAPPING STICK - THEN SCREAM IN PAIN)
“Hey, stop eating that stick! Eat red apples instead!”
(V/O - PEASANT)
“Yes, Dear Leader.”
(V/O - KIM)
“So come down to Super Majestic Divine Apple Mart in downtown Pyongyang! Free seeds with every red apple!”
(V/O - APPLES)
“Limit one apple per extended peasant family.”
(Photo of Kim Jong-Il via Time Magazine)
