February 2010
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(final memory log)
I finally realized what I was doing wrong the past two years.
I have been attempting to assume and assimilate three radically divergent cognitive paradigm-archetypes: scientific, martial, political.
My hypothesis is that it’s impossible to master, if even appropriate, all three paradigms in a single sphere of persona simultaneously with both meager know-how and degrading motivation. Just...
In 2006, Federal Judge Gregory Presnell from the... →
Thrown under the bus
clientsfromhell:
I was designing a brochure that would show transitions from old computer technology to new to show how far the company I was working for had come and how “cutting edge” it was(n’t). In one part of it I had used an illustration of an old computer that had a black screen with green type on it. My supervisor had never said a word about it the entire time and encouraged my design...
Will Hayes: Will you... um... marry me?
April: No. What do you mean, 'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?
Will Hayes: Oh! Oh, my God.
April: You should've got on your knee.
Will Hayes: Just shut up! Here - I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?
April: Definitely. Maybe.
Long live the Wing!!!!
Tomorrow, 23 Atenean Cadets with 20+ Clarisian brothers to Bellarmine field to show that, after nearly 20 years since the last ARCEN-affiliated inter-school competition, despite our plummeting strength of numbers, within us still lives the spirit of our precedents, the Defending Champions.
That we march against the model ROTC units of 7 schools who had literally thousands of cadets to choose...
Physicist Discovers How to Teleport Energy →
pwnator:
noahkai:
inothernews:
mattlehrer:
Since energy and mass can be converted back and forth (E=MC2), it’s only a matter of time before teleportation is real. 2010!
All this is possible because there are always quantum fluctuations in the energy of any particle. The teleportation process allows you to inject quantum energy at one point in the universe and then exploit quantum energy...
How to make a rap song:
pwnator:
robotindisguise:
rillawafers:
YOUR BRAIN JUST EXPLODED, YOU’RE WELCOME.
wheredidjp:
Step 1: Play this and this at around the same time.
Step 2: Enjoy.
yyep. my mind just exploded.
edit: tttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbblllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. permanent memory log status
The Committee report of Enrile on the Villar... →
(via pinoytumblr)
Enrile Committee report, showing that Villar “made the Filipino people [via the C5 anomaly] the total amount of P6,226,070,427 [6.2 billion pesos]”
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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
pwnator:
stereotypecaster:
noahkai:
iammattjordan:
blissed:
every time i do it makes me laugh
cannot. skip. reblogging….
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...”
– Stephen Wright (via reluctantbuddha) (via quote-book) (via noahkai) (via pwnator)
damn it
I hate it when people don’t get the subtle message of your actions so much that you actually have to spell it to them in their face.
Worse is that they’ll appear stunned for a while, and then ask for a clarification.
